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Ah, I am having a giggle fit. YES, you should switch to kilts. The world needs more kilts. And the one sock thing, that is how I live my life. One shoe or one sock. No lie. It's usually inexplicable. You are killing me. HAHahaha.

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Thank you!

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Feb 26Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

When your socks all leave in quantum confusion, and your bridled in a kilt on Brighton Pier, there's only your packed lunch that gives sturdiness in the semblance of obscurity 😂.

It's the Grand solar powered

"Cyber Toss"!

The ginger fruit salad of digital life, that marinades in the shadowing powers of reduction, conjuring the masonic knowledge selection into delectible de fleured or'derves 🤣.

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You GROK!

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Feb 19Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

You might be in a state called Love

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OMG 😱 noooo!

No just A.D.D., and old grumpy lol

With head trauma

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Feb 19Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

One of the best things I read today.

The answer is always kilts.

Genre Dysphoria will probably be included in the DSM-VI, though TransGenre never will.

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Thanks.

So what is it about Kilts?

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Feb 19Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

I dunno. I think we are endlessly fascinated by men in skirts who don’t believe they’re women. Or something. Which brings to mind lyrics from The Tragically Hip: “cold wind blowing over your private parts...”

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I used to do historical reenactment, and some ren fair fun.

When I wore a kilt...

Ladies seemed, ummm. Intrigued. Lol.

Yes, it is breezy lol.

At one event I had to have two Amazon escorts. To stop the sneaky peeking.

Interestingly, the ladies liked the chainmail and helm about as much, without the peeking.

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Feb 19Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

Hilarious! After giving it more thought, I realized my answer was incomplete. It’s men in skirts who don’t believe they are women and are somehow still ragingly masculine. It’s as if this article of clothing associated with females in many societies acts as a foil for manliness. To me it’s a fascinating cultural element that sort of epitomizes an entire unique way of life.

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Feb 19Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

You definitely need to switch to kilts!!

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Feb 18Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

The WTF state sounds perfect to me, and yes (with a Scottish ancestress) I’d always say yes to the Kilt.

For the rest, in this otherwise clusterfuckwitted world you look pretty WTF sane to me. More WTF!

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But,

I am like 90%Welsh according to my DNA test.

I love leeks, don't like sheep, and what do the Welsh wear? I know way back woad was involved. I do have blue paint...

Can someone of Welsh descent wear a kilt?

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They absolutely can! Diolch

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Feb 18Liked by Donn Harper The Apocaloptimist

It’s Sunday.

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wizard walking

each step

a new form

a new place

a new dance

this is how we move

past the edge of descibability

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Hahahaha. You have Genre Dysphoria. Like me.

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