The Trebuchet,
What can I say,
It flings, it brings,
Problems far away.
It smashes and bashes,
Elevates fascists,
Entertains the masses.
The Trebuchet
Is the only way.
Guillotines and helicopters are just
Blase’.
Environmentally friendly,
The only emissions come from flung politicians.
Low maintenance.
Low cost.
Reusable.
What ever your problem
It can solve them
Sends them far far away,
The resulting impact,
That loud kersplat,
Let's you have the final say.
Get yours today!
This has been a public service announcement from
A WYKKYD AMBITIONS creation.
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