T.P.P.S.A.

Todays political public service announcements for the anal retentive Cranial insertion rectal spelunking community.

Today's political public service announcements.

Rectal aromatherapy is Hells incense.

Rectal Optitis is a common symptom of CRIS, Cranial Rectal Impaction Syndrome.

The Consumption of beans may cause whiplash in CRIS cases.

The use of a Bidet may temporarily relieve some symptoms of Rectal Optitis.

Rectal aromatherapy is discouraged within an elevator.

Always tuck securely before zipping.

A warning to Bronies,

If your insides are on your outsides you are doing it wrong.

Stop.

Immediately seek medical attention.

Wash your hands thoroughly.

Any questions should be directed to your proctologist.

If it is an emergency,

Do not vote Democrat, it will only get worse.

Voting Republican will do nothing to improve matters.

In C.R.I.S. cases, two heads Are Not better than One.

Always maintain your airway while engaged in anal-rectal spelunking.

Brown towels can be confusing.Red towels are problematic, White towels lend certainty.

Cognitive Dissonance is a common symptom of C.R.I.S.