The Suckening

Mondays Morons. Maniacal madness, more maudling musings , ugh just call it M and M blues.

Mondays Morons. Maniacal madness, more maudling musings ugh just call it M and M blues.

Mondays moronic musings.

More moronic musings?

MSM observations of current events , also known as propaganda, see also “ New speak” , Orwellian horrors,

Or,

God I wish this nonsense would end.

It is obvious that the world is burning, it is equally obvious that we will run out of sacred cows to BBQ, Bacon and that there's not enough marshmallows to go around.

Seriously, how long can this last? How long does it take for the fires lit, to spread and consume the fuckery?

My patience is wearing thin.

I am also getting more than a little bored by this slow motion collapse of civilization.It is not nearly as entertaining as I thought the zombie apocalypse would be.

This really sucks,

Can we at least have MSM pundits silenced?

I swear that each time I hear one of them speak, spew their view, or sadly afflict my eyes with the New York times, Washington post, MSNBC Fox blase blues of fake outrage, that I can feel my brain cells scream in agony. Those horrific screams are nearly, tho not quite, drowned out by the sucking sound of intelligence being drawn out of my mind via the straws implanted by the skull fucking penguins recruited by the Hapsburgs in their lust for regaining power and installing their neo feudalist dream of empire. I call that sensation of increasing stupidity,

The Suckening.

( Get over it Hapsburg- Rothschild freaks, the holy Roman empire was neither.)

If only the Suckening could drown out the incessant babbling of pundits, ideologues, propagandists liars, politicians and assorted other charlatans.

I am also sick of the global warming blame game.

Yes, climate change is real.

It is a thing.

A thing called weather.

Climate, is a dynamic system of unstable factors.

Thus, for many reasons over time the climate changes. That is an eAsily observable fact.

Humans however are not to blame for weather.

No.

The anthropomorphic trigger of climate change myth is mythic propaganda created by the mind fucked slaves of the skull fucking penguins in order to distract us from their dastardly plans.

Not the plans of the mind fucked slaves. Those poor fools minds have already been consumed by the Suckening.

The Skull Fucking Penguins, creep in at night, while their victims sleep. Using silenced DeWalt drills they first , drill holes into the skulls of their selected victims.

This is then followed by an insanely demented orgy of skull fucking by these evil penguins. The victims are brain washed in evil penguins jizz.

Yes, the truth is, all these insane collectivist delusions of marxism, fascism, nazis, corporatism, socialism, global warming, feudalism, next wave feminism,pedophiliac trans isms,

all of the crazy isms, are the byproducts of evil penguins jism.

One could almost pity the evil skull fucking penguins.

Eons of being forced to exist in Antartica, terrorized by sea lions, Sharks, traumatized by being forced to drag their little flightless birdy butts through snow and ice has incentivized their need for vengeance.

Seriously, it is the female penguins most to blame.

Lifetimes of dragging their delicate feminine nether regions through snow and ice. has only fed their discomfort and rage.

We all know in family dynamics that if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. Penguin mamas with ice and snow packed vaginas,and ice chapped birdy butts,plus ice bruised hemorrhoids ain't happy. Who wouldn't be incensed and desperate with Ice chapped ass and snow packed nether regions!

Life has been Foul for the flightless fowls indeed!

That is what incited the great Evil skull fucking penguins plot.

All to distract humans, to scapegoat us, divide and conquer while the penguins go about their plan.

While we victim shame and blame game ourselves, The Skull Fucking penguins are busily causing dramatic climate catastrophy.

Millions of them with their bic and cricket lighters and their cans of hairspray ,improvised flame throwers, melting Antartica ice, burning holes in the ozone, raising sea levels raising sea temps, and dumping methane and CO2 into the atmosphere so the evil Skull Fucking penguins won't have ice chapped birdy butts and snow pack penguin vaginas any more.

All this,

While we endure the great Suckening.

This has been another manic Mondays meandering of madness.

Beware the Suckening.