The Care And Feeding Of CritterMonsters #5
Demented Dementia determines deterioration scenarios.
Never trust a sea dragon. Just say no to the sea dragon. Most crucial, never drink the Kraken rum with a sea dragon. This is one of life's little lessons you never want to purchase. Not even on a half off clearance special.
Also, the single Most horrific sight that can be imagined is a shaved smooth Sasquatch. That wrinkled, puckered amalgamated holy freaking flesh shock would scare Chthulu straight.
People only think a bald black bear is terrifying.
There are sights and experiences that make living through every rite and curse of the necronomicon seem like a trip to Baskin Robbins.
Whatever you do, don't let the Sasquatch and Sea dragon drink together. Ever. Most especially, never rent the premises of a critter monster rescue ranch to a Druid convention. Drunken Party Druids are inventive evil catastrophes. Also, Old Weller 107 proof Whiskey is not a proper chaser for Kraken 90 proof black spiced rum. No matter what the Druid claims.
Dice rolls for initiative and damage, do not lessen either the supreme shock event or the permanent mental scarring from witnessing such.
There is no name. No words sick enough. No language perverse enough to describe the events. I think several local animal species went extinct from the disgust.
A three-way orgy of a wasted Druid, a Bald Squatch and an excited sea dragon would make Japanese tentacle porn addicts gouge their eyes out.
Thomas wanted to sell the security video to one of those aversion therapy centers for sex addicts. The Demon that managed acquisitions threw up all over Thomas's desk. So that idea was a bust.
The C.I.A. did lease a copy for interrogating captured terrorists. I hope we don't get charged with war crimes.
A Sea Dragon has Three sexual organs. I will leave the rest of that thought right there.
Druids can shape shift into various animal forms and minimal forms.
We already mentioned the hairless Squatch. They did not, take turns. It was, oh gods ,it was, oh fecking hell. You couldn't look away and you will never understand it.
The sounds will haunt us forever.
When the Squatch and the druid went noodling for giant catfish , things got even more crazed.
How could they noodle while the sea dragon was doing those things with its things to their things.
Horrified T.V.A agents called Fish and Game. The wildlife officer that responded screamed once, then dropped into convulsions.
That unholy Trinity gave whole new meanings to the word Clinch with what they were doing in the Clinch river. The walleye were wide eyed. The crawdads will never recover. Crustacean sensibilities tend to be conservatively sensibly sensitive.
We will have to post warning signs lest some innocent catches a fish there or down river. I hope they got the Damned Dam outflow shut down, and the river diverted so the TVA could filter the , polluted aspects out of the water.
Also.
Peaches should not be strung together on Fishing gill stringers and used as, pleasure beads. It doesn't matter that they are fuzzy.
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