The Afflicted masses

Potential minions.

It has come to my attention that I have somehow accrued 1000 followers.

That's a potential of 1000 minions of mayhem.

Hah!

It's true!

Trainwrecks, horrible roadside accidents and general tragic mayhem attracts attention!

Thank you for noticing.

There's no returns, refunds or exchanges, caveat emptor,

Mental floss is $29.95 an inch, minimum one mile order. Mind wipe/brain bleach is $129.95 an ounce, minimum 1 gallon order.

Cash only.

Thank you for your affliction.

Caffeinate Conquer and be Weird!

Remember, COFFEE, Mayhem and emotional support axes are Expensive!