Surviving the impending collapse

Possibly a parody...

A Survival plan for the impending collapse.

Ie, The Zombie Apocalypse.

TRIGGER WARNING!

If this offends you, good!

Not that I actually care. If you are the type that this plan offends, I expect you won't be a problem after the collapse anyway.

Go away.

My Plan to survive and thrive the impending collapse/civil war.

(1) Relocate to a rural region, away from cities, towns, interstate highways.

(2) Sit tight for 90 days min.

After the collapse, there will be at most one weeks worth of food in the urban areas.

By the end of week 3, the urban dwelling masses will be eating each other.

I project that by month 2, only the strongest cannibals will remain.

(3) Leave the largest Urban regions abandoned. The surviving Cannibals will die out in good order due to disease , Kuru will clean out the survivors.

By year two even the Kuru zombies should be dead.

(4) Go on with your life.

The high crime zones will no longer be an issue, the parasite class will no longer be an issue, the leftists will no longer be an issue. “ Blue Zones”, ie, Democrat enclaves will no longer be an issue.

There is no need to stock pile ammo and more than a year of food supplies.

There is no need to even fight the civil war .

Find rural high ground, and watch the floor show as the parasite class devours itself.

The biggest worry will be the mutant rats escaping the trashed urban zones.

I suggest befriending house Cats, Bobcats, Pumas, Jaguars, Large hunting dogs, Coyotes and Wolves and Foxes.

Taking up falconry may be helpful as well.

Those mutant rodents will be carrying all kinds of disease.

Proactive training of Racoons can be beneficial as well.

Remember, Trebuchets and Porcupines are a great combination!

Napalm sticks to most anything.

Don't just survive,

Plan to thrive!