I have a toe
As every chair knows
They always meet
It's never discrete
There's a loud drawn out curse
Bad language or worse
Stopping and hopping
As priorities change
It always the same.
I wish my Toe wasn't so friendly.
And now I need new chairs.
And coffee
And ibuprofen too.
If you don't wear shoes
It could happen to you.
There, problem is fixed
Now I will see
There will be
No more blind chair kicks…
You don't really use ibuprofen for every toe & chair date?
The eye-toe is creepy.