My brain is a box
Advice upon male-female relations.
(1)The only time roses are inappropriate is in their absence.
(2) Poetry. Honest poetry.
Even about how soft her toe hair is.
(3) Food, regular feeding is mandatory.
(4) Understanding the dynamics of the relationship between men and women.
Nothing. I got nothing.
Take a box,
Fill it with chaos, confusion, misunderstanding, and chocolate.
Shake up the box.
Reach in blind and grab something.
There's you moment of understanding.
Enjoy.
It's an adventure, not for the weak, cowards or stupid.
For more advice on life, love and confused confusion.
Do it withweird confidence, bring her roses, chocolate, coffee wearing a kilt.
You seem too soft with this pink chocolate stuff