My Brain In A Box

Surviving me. Flying monkeys, back stabbing, and, chaos

Where do Narcissists get flying monkeys from? Is there a secret narcissist flea market hidden down some seedy back alley somewhere?

Is there an application, interview and hiring process? What is that like?

Do you have any experience bullying, browbeating, and back stabbing?

How many times a day do you spread malicious gossip?

Are you knowingly a malignant coward fueled by entitlement and envy?

Do you gain pleasure from manipulating others for your desires?

Are you incapable of healthy , caring, loving relationships?

Can you provide references?

What is flying monkey HR like? Never mind that's gotta be brutally obscene.

Seriously!

How do they get them? They All have them! Is some form of manipulated codependent behavior? Stockholm syndrome? Do they lease them from a service?

Is it the same pathetic cowardice of a school yard bully’s minions?

Are they narcissistic narcissist allies? Ok that I tend to believe having seen how flying monkeys turn on each other, back stabbing, betraying and seeking favor.

Is there a narcissist hierarchy? A pecking order? How does that work? The narcissistic system is built upon self delusion, illusion, betrayal, envy, bullying and incompetence.

( Four times auto correct tried to change incompetence to incontinence. Wonder if it's saying they’re just pissy? Incompetently incontinent?)

Such a system is self destructive and unstable. So I ask, how do they propagate? What type of idiot psychopath watching the continual self destruction and failure of narcissistic existence, decides, “ Hey that looks fun!”

Is it like the neo Nazis and neo Marxist ideologues standard claim? “ That wasn't real communism, or, that wasn't real national socialism”

All rooted in denial of reality and selfish fantasies of grandeur?

All snarkastic snarkism aside. I really don't understand. Am I the narcissist? Am I am idiot? The whole thing befuddles me.

The one think I do know for a fact. From repeated personal experience.

A narcissist will absolutely betray you. Without exception.

A narcissist will stab you in the back then try and convince you that not only was the betrayal for your own good, but you deserved it.

So, if you are forced to endure a narcissist, be sure to wear Xtra armor on your back.

Better yet. Stay away from them completely. Do not feed the trolls. Unless, they are in the zoo.

Even then, careful they will bite. Mind your fingers and toes.

Best yet.

Ignore them completely. Let them starve.

The more pleasant alternatives such as trebuchet, flamethrowers and hammers are frowned upon by polite society.

Even though I suspect, politeness helps the narcissist exist.

Maybe openly mocking them would help. I have only questions, seeking answers, understanding and solutions.

BTW.

What do flying monkeys eat anyway?

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