Today's odd observation of oddly odd absurdity.
No not about politics or socio economic insanity.
This is from the depths of my own mental mayhem, wondering about:
The pineal gland.
The entire thalamic stalk to be honest, that dangles there in the middle of my brain doing gods only know what.
The brain dangle that doodles in the darkness of my skull
At least I hope it is my skull, that does appear to be my skin wrapped slovenly around it
Anyway,
The brain dangle, is the uvula of darkness.
That is my revolutionary revelation.
Just like the Uvula,
It dangles there dastardly taunting me into speculating about just what in heavens grand scheme of things it does.
Dangling and doodling in darkness it gives no answers, save occasional indecipherable wiggles.
Are they in league together?
What is their plan? What if
They are quantum entangled?
Einstein- Rosen Worms in my head.
Mind worms of trans dimensional thought warps.
The questions grow, now my coffee is cold and I must know,
What does this brain dangle do besides muddle my mind and thoughts consume,
Great ululating uvulas what can I do?
Today's apocalypse of wondering what the hell was I thinking.
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Everyone knows the uvular rhotic entered Europe from Akkadian. OK, most people don't know that. The bicameral mind was broken down because people were like rrrrrrrrrrr with their uvulas which forced their pineal gland to produce DMT through quantum entanglement or whatever it does. Yeah. That superficially sounds like it makes sense so I'm going with that.