MARS or bust!

Martians against racist systems.

I humbly yet proudly announce my proposed method to denounce the plague of racism currently embalming our dear earth.

Ad Astra per salvos!

MARS,

Martians Against Racist Systems.

A modest proposal.

To better fight racism and hatred, to promote peace, and to make reparations for the crimes and communal guilt of the mythical white race, I humbly and modestly propose, that all white people henceforth emigrate to mars, give the earth back to the people we stole it from. Let us take all of our influence and leave!

Ad Astra per salvos!

Take all of our technology, everything we invented, every one of our toys...and go to our rightful home, MARS! The Fourth planet, our promised land (World...)

Ad Astra vitae nostrae! Mars et displodo!

Our Patron Saints are;

Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Werner von Braun, Robert Goddard, Podkayne, Valentine Michael Smith, Captain John Carter, Willis, Michael Garibaldi.

Our super secret meme symbol is Marvin the Martian ( Shhh, it's a secret do not tell anyone!)

I have been thinking deeply, concluding in the honest belief that the ONLY hope for humanity is the move off world. By establishing colonies comprised of all volunteers, mixing, mingling becoming a meritocracy based upon liberty and justice for all. The old fantasy of the American dream. Peaceful coexistence can only be achieved when there are no imposed inequalities. No divisions based upon fabric worship (flags etc) religion or class. A meritocracy in which merit is celebrated rather than envied.

My hope lies there, somewhere out there, where no man has gone before!

The divisions of this world can only be over come without conflict if people abandon those delusions that divide us. We can unify in the extreme challenge of seducing a new old world to our cause and needs.

That may only happen with voluntary action. Free people's working together to overcome a common opponent, the harsh mistress of space. This shared struggle creates bonds of trust friendship and shared sacrifice.

Ad Astra Per Salvos!

Top reasons to move to Mars

(1) Nobody on earth likes us.They do not want us here.

(2) Over population on Earth

(3) pollution on earth

(4) War on earth

(5) famine on earth

(6) Disease on Earth. ( HIV, EBOLA, Bird Flu, Bubonic Plague, Hanta Virus etc etc etc)

(7)mars has No Disease

(8) Mars has no people that hate us because of our skin color

(9) Mars has no pollution

(10) Mars has no war

(11) Mars is a blank slate we can build into whatever we want.

(12) Mars is easily defensible, being in a higher orbital plane, we can see anything coming from earth, all we have to do is nudge an asteroid or two, and Gravity, orbital mechanics does the rest...throw big rocks, take out incoming missiles etc, and if need be...targets on earth or the moon.

(13) Proximity to the Asteroid Belt, and the tremendous wealth available there.

(14) In about a generation, we will also have the Earth as well.

Leftist systems, incompetence, mismanagement, and deliberate sabotage will guarantee the death and destruction of everyone on earth within a generation if allowed to operate unchecked.

The Benefits of Life on Mars.

(1) Low gravity. This will reduce stress on bad knees, bad backs, weak hearts, and Ladies, no saggy Boobs! Instant weight loss!

(2) No Lawyers, Bankers, Marxists, Fascists or other leftist idiots.

(3) No Non Martians to contend with.

(4) Peace and freedom

(5)Plenty of elbow room

(6)Able to run faster and leap 50 ft! ( watch John Carter of Mars!)

(7) Did I mention no saggy Boobs?

(8) Pogo sticks! No cars needed, bounce hundreds of feet at a bounce!

(9) Low gravity, it will hurt less when we trip and fall on our ass,

(10)Did I mention the Boob factor?

(11) I have a crush on Dejah Thoris

Ad Astra per salvos!