I have observed a distinct lack of offensive offerings recently.
I apologize for this disturbing oversight.
In the interest of rectifying ( not rectal flying, you disgusting freaks!) this oversight I present the following to offend your sensibilities.
A Modest Proposal,
to coin a phrase, thanks to Jonathan Swift.
Welcome to Marvin's M.A.R.S.
Martians Against Racist Systems.
My plan to save humanity, end sexism, racism, imperialism, leftism, rightism, wrongism, all isms and other Socio-political parasitic organisms.
In short,
How to give our obsessive oppressive gaslighting neonazi Protestants the finger by giving them exactly what they want.
Not to mention, peace and quiet for ourselves.
Give the haters exactly what they want!
I propose that all White Cis people, Jewish people and other high IQ, inventive, productive, egalitarian people immediately vacate the Earth.
We take with us the majority of oppressors that leftist protestants protest about. Doctors, Scientists, Engineers, Technicians, Skilled Tradesmen, Trained Military personnel.
Lawyers, journalists, literary, film and music critics should be excluded, along with other Marxists and Fascists.
I propose a two fold plan.
First, establish a base with mass drivers and facilities for a small security cadre on the moon.
This is to observe the Earth and discourage them from bothering us on our new home, Mars.
On Mars, we will enjoy peaceful community life, productive, inventive and purposeful existence.
No attempt to terraform Mars will be undertaken.
Within one generation the leftists will have Darwined themselves and we can return to a peaceful Earth with a substantially lower population, with plenty of resources and elbow room. I am also fairly confident the Darwin awardees will have burned down the slums, overcrowded cities etc. So clean up should be minimal!
We return to Mother Earth, having allowed natural selection to work, Plus we will have the technology and advances we had attained during our martian excursion.
Problems solved.
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End the Oppressors of earth.
Ad Astra Per Salvos, Carpe Ares!
Contact Musk this very night