Humans.
Humans are horny, omnivorous, stoned murder monkeys.
Civilization and our advancement began, because our murderously inclined primitive primate hunter gathering progenitors, were horny and developed a taste for wacky weeds, mushrooms and fermented fruit.
In pursuit of getting regularly stoned and laid. The first settlements occurred entirely by accident.
Sites such as Goblekli Tepe can only be understood in the proper context.
Built by stoned horney bored murder monkeys. For stoned reasons.
As for farming, towns, ceramics, metallurgy ,domesticating critters, and such which led to towns, cities, civilization. That is ALL the result of Women and Women's desires.
All of civilization, and resulting traumas, are entirely the responsibility of women.
Men,
Men were happy munching wacky weeds, mushrooms, fermented fruit, poking sticks at a fire piling up random rocks and occasionally getting laid.
Without the demands of women,
That is what we would still be doing.
So,
Gestures all around;
This!
Ladies all of this, is your fault.
Y’all had to pet the kitty, and all the floofs, and gather shiny rocks, and keep all that Stuff in bigger and bigger containers. Pouches became baskets which led to boxes which led to buildings to keep the boxes which became houses and villages and ad infinitum.
It will be some Hott red haired chick that ultimately incites Elon Musk to colonize Mars coz , Red Rocks and the potential for martian floofs petting.
Women are Never Happy!
As if caves were not good enough!
Does any one think a man willingly chose to get up from poking things in the fire and armed with just a pointy stick debate with a cave bear about who was gonna live in that cave now?
What exactly could induce a naked, contented man to root a Fourteen foot tall sabertooth grizzly munching cave bear out of its cozy cave?
A pregnant, angry, uncomfortable woman.
Men, just wanted a pointy stick and Y'all's comfort gathered round the fire poking things and munching things.
This has been a Transgressive TransLeprechaun rant of offensive nonsense.
This,
Gestures all around,
Ain't mens fault!
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