Are pesky house gnomes a problem?
Do they drink all your beer, eat all your snacks and fart when you have guests?
Have other pest control systems failed?
Were your neighbors not amused about the gunshots?
Then
GNOME AWAY is the answer to your needs!
( Formerly known as Sprite Splat!)
It Smashes it bashes it makes em flat!
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Those pesky Gnomes won't come back!
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Also useful for
Annoying neighbors
Jehovah's witnesses
Mormons
Antifa Protesters
As well as all errant fae
It drives the point Home!
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