Extra Crispy BBQ2GO

“A Dragon?

Seriously?

Where?

What do you mean look up?

Anhhhfck me !!

What do you mean don't run?!?!

Whoa, dude! That's a big gun! What are you gonna do with it?

What do you mean shoot it?

That's a freaking Dragon! A flying fire breathing magic Freaking Dragon! What's a bullet going to do? Piss it off and tell it where you, and, incidentally me, are at? What is wrong with you?”

Big loud Bang is heard.

“Ahhhhhfck me you pissed it off!!”

Loud roaring sound, screams and crashing, followed by a large explosion.

That is the Audio from the BBQ 2 Go security video.

The video is just too graphic to show you.

The Metro Police and Fire Department confirm that a pick up truck, is still smoldering where it seems to have been mostly melted into the asphalt in the drive through at BBQ 2 Go.

What appears to be a melted very large caliber rifle is reported to be melted into the asphalt as well.

So far no bodies have been recovered.

Police request that the public be on the look out for a very large winged lizard like dinosaur type Dragon in the area.

Do not approach or attempt to boop the snoot.

Report it as soon as you sight it!

This has been six minutes at six on channel six. More details at eleven.

Thank you and goodnight!