DONN'S WYKKYD AMBITIONS PROUDLY Presents:

To celebrate my Success

I have decided to expand the operation!

Investors are encouraged!

DONN’S WYKKYD AMBITIONS

Proudly Presents:

HARPERS HAVEN

Morgue and Pizzeria!

You stab em, we slab em!

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

It's a Twoffer!

Folks are Dying to get in!

Tastefully tasty services,

Our Toppings are a memorable memorial!

Our menu is just for you!

Have it your way,

Grandma, Grandpa, Cousin Mae,

Thin crust thick crust , stuffed or Chicago style

Send em off in your special style!

Group discounts are available.

Today's special,

Free extra stinky cheese

Magical mushrooms and

For the feminazi connoisseur:

Ground sausage!

For the misogynistic tastes,

FREE Chicken breast tacos, are available every fifth Wednesday of the month.

All are welcome,

We are equal opportunity offenders!

All offenses is intentional!

If we fail to offend you ,

Let us know and we will try harder!

All sales final.

Cash only,

No refunds or exchanges.

No credit, no checks accepted.

PROTESTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED, PROCESSED, AND SERVED AS DIPPING SAUCE.