To celebrate my Success
I have decided to expand the operation!
Investors are encouraged!
DONN’S WYKKYD AMBITIONS
Proudly Presents:
HARPERS HAVEN
Morgue and Pizzeria!
You stab em, we slab em!
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
It's a Twoffer!
Folks are Dying to get in!
Tastefully tasty services,
Our Toppings are a memorable memorial!
Our menu is just for you!
Have it your way,
Grandma, Grandpa, Cousin Mae,
Thin crust thick crust , stuffed or Chicago style
Send em off in your special style!
Group discounts are available.
Today's special,
Free extra stinky cheese
Magical mushrooms and
For the feminazi connoisseur:
Ground sausage!
For the misogynistic tastes,
FREE Chicken breast tacos, are available every fifth Wednesday of the month.
All are welcome,
We are equal opportunity offenders!
All offenses is intentional!
If we fail to offend you ,
Let us know and we will try harder!
All sales final.
Cash only,
No refunds or exchanges.
No credit, no checks accepted.
PROTESTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED, PROCESSED, AND SERVED AS DIPPING SAUCE.
The law firm of Dowe Cheatum and How will be sending a representative over for talks on stealing the tagline from Ravenclaw's funeral home.
Brilliant!