News flash
Hordes of angry Baboons are set to descend upon Washington DC.
The appropriation of the term Congress by politicians and the msm has created negative connotations concerning any gathering of Baboons.
“This cannot be tolerated!” A Baboon spokesman has screeched. “Human appropriation is intolerable! If any shit is going to be flung it will be by natural born Baboons not by humans masquerading! We are coming to set things right!”
https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/26/baboons-armed-knives-chainsaw-spotted-knowsley-safari-park-13038954/
Be on the look out, media reports that the Protesters have armed them selves with Knives and chainsaws.
A Baboon spokesman has stated,
“We have chosen not to use firearms, out of respect for the firearms laws in Washington DC. Unlike the legislators we respect laws!”
Recent legislative sex scandals,political debacles and perjuries have incensed the Baboon community.
“We demand legislators cease and desist besmirching our cherished terms! Congress should be a term of respect and nobility, not associated with liars perverts thieves and rapscallions!”
A spokesman screeched.
Further updates will be made as information is available.
I was gonna say that a congress is a gathering of baboons.
Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Banana Republic."