Today, tonight, whenever, on
The Apocaloptimist speaks…
Fear not!
Destruction destitution and determined dastardly destinations abound.
Oh grand apocalypse how wilt thou afflict us, let me count the ways.
(1) Nuclear
(2) Biological
(3) Climatologic
(4) The Idiocracy
(5) Democrats
(6) Republicans
(7) Communists
(8) Islamo-Fascists
(9) Corporate greed
(10) A big freaking rock from space
(11) Solar flares
(12) General stupidity
(13) Red necks with various rockets, explosives, flammables, motorized vehicles, booze and annoyed wives…
(14) Skull fucking penguins
(15) North Korea
(16) Flatulent Vegans
(17) Flatulent Cows
(18) COFFEE Shortage
(19) Joe Biden wins
(20) Donald Trump Wins
(21) Mutant Rabid Raccoon revolt
(22) Zombies (Generation Z, leftists, etc…)
(23) Super nova Gamma ray burst
(24) Ice Comet impact
(25) Volcanoes
There you go, twenty five apocalypse scenarios.
Twenty five reasons to be optimistic that the Apocalypse, the end of time, the great nuclear fart of destruction is nigh.
Soo.
Get over it.
Those situations have been here for the last fifty years at least. Some from the beginning of time, Worrying prevents nothing.
Stop feeding the beast.
What ever will be will be.
Focus on what you can change, what you can do here now.
Love above all.
Love now.
Love Forever.
Because Now is all we have.
NEVER has tomorrow been promised.
“Look up be watchful for in such an hour as you think not, then will be the coming…”
“No man knows the day or the hour of the coming”
The world ends when GOD decides.
So,
Be about the work of GOD, now,
Now is the only time you have.
Love Now.
Donn, you forgot T.E.S.A carrying squirrels lol
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Are these ordered by severity?