A Father's Struggles.
A father's struggles….
Arguing with the eight legged Arachno-spud .
Having a Sidhe daughter in this day and age is trying.
My terrible tater tot of doom is enamored with newfangled foreign shrunken heads.
Little dinky things dangling everywhere leering at everyone.
I am a trad-Celt, heads should be full sized, with a terrified rictus displayed on it's face!
How do you advertise and terrorize your enemies with tiny little heads?
She just rolls her eyes and calls me an old fuddy duddy gen x dude.
The way she rolls her eyes I wonder if she can see her pituitary gland.
I told her, shrunken heads for casual wear as ear rings are ok.
But she better not try anything other than good blue woad for formal events.
The trials and tribulations of teenaged Sidhe.
What's next?
Polka music?
Sigh.
Any other Dads sigh heavily and often?
LMAOO on brand dad, on brand. SPIDER TOT!
Been there done that but I had boys. About the weirdest thing they did was tracks in their haircut. They did threaten to color their hair for homecoming, but I told them fine but not pink. It was just an idle threat.